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FATMAN

The Lard Knight

He robs from the rich. He eats it in mom's basement. Now he has a coin, which is somehow the most responsible decision he has ever made.

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Fatman, a round superhero in a green cowl and stained underwear, tearing open two bags of chips as they explode around him.
"I am the night… snack."
$FATMAN · ISSUE 1 · 100% CAPE

Collect all six panels. Or don't. He's not going anywhere — he's on the couch.

Page One

The origin

Three panels. One hero. Zero wins.

Fatman holding a filthy Fat Justice shirt over a laundry basket, flies circling, while a man on a stool stares in horror.
It started on laundry day.The suit had not been washed since the last bull run. The laundromat has since closed.
Fatman slumped at a trading desk covered in crumbs, six monitors of red candles behind him, the word ERRORRR across the screens.
He tried to fund the crusade with leverage.The crusade was liquidated at 3:47am. He blamed the mouse.
A grinning raccoon sitting victorious on top of a knocked-out Fatman, holding a slice of pizza, with KO written behind them.
Then the raccoon took his pizza.And his belt. And his standing in the community. The city stopped calling.

So he did what any hero would do.
He launched a coin.

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Page Two

The utility belt

Tap a marker. Every pouch is accounted for.

Close-up of Fatman's belly and acid-green utility belt, holding a juice box, a muffin, chips, a TV remote and a Mom's Basement medallion.
  • PayloadSix pouches. Four contain snacks, one contains a remote, one is a mystery even to him.
  • RangeThe fridge, the couch, and the stairs — which he does not use.
  • ArmourOne vest, off-white by heritage rather than by design.
  • WeaknessStairs. Raccoons. Direct sunlight. Margin calls.
Page Three

Assemble!!

He called for backup. This is what turned up.

Three chubby masked sidekicks in red, blue and yellow costumes standing over the viewer with the word ASSEMBLE in front of them.
Four heroes. One folding table. No plan.
01

Dadpool

Breaks the fourth wall to complain about his back. Deals no damage, tells you why.

02

Robbin'

The boy blunder. Ate the batarangs. Says they were "kind of chalky".

03

Bobbin

No relation to Robbin'. Insists on this. Nobody asked.

04

Pocket Raccoon

Not on the team. Beat the whole team. Still holds the pizza. Still undefeated.

Page Four

How to buy

Four steps. He managed three of them, and step four is the one he is good at.

01

Get a wallet

MetaMask, or whatever you already use. His wallet is covered in crumbs, which should not be possible.

02

Load ETH

Send it over from an exchange. Any amount at all, because he is in absolutely no position to judge you.

03

Swap for $FATMAN

Uniswap, or wherever you like. Paste the contract address, check it against this page, press the button.

04

Point at it

Then hold. Point at the chart the way he does: from the couch, one finger. That is the whole strategy.

Page Five

The contract

One address. Check it against this page before you trade.

Contract address

0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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There is one contract and it is this one. If someone DMs you a different address, that person is not Fatman. Fatman does not have your number.

Page Six

The plan

Such as it is.

  • Phase 1

    Wake up at 2pm. Launch the coin. Return to couch before the caffeine wears off.

  • Phase 2

    Get memed. Get listed. File a restraining order against one (1) raccoon.

  • Phase 3

    Ten thousand holders. Wash the suit. Buy a second pair of underwear for the rotation.

  • Phase 4

    Move out of mom's basement. Purely aspirational. Mom has been informed and has not agreed.

Pin-ups

The full run

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Letters

Ask Fatman

He answers from the couch. He answers everything from the couch.

Is he a real superhero?

He has a belt. Structurally, that is most of it.

Why is he green?

The suit was blue. Then it went in the wash with a new towel, and he decided it was a rebrand.

What does the token do?

Nothing, magnificently. Same as him. It's a meme coin — the art is the product.

Who is the raccoon?

We don't discuss the raccoon.

Is this financial advice?

It is a large man in his underwear holding two bags of chips. Take from that what you will.

Will there be an Issue 2?

If the community wants one. He has the time. He has a great deal of time.

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